The school bully slapped me eight hundred times.
After being struck by lightning, the school bully and I switched bodies.
Just when I thought I could take revenge, the school bully's enemies came knocking.
I got slapped another eight hundred times!
Alright! So you want to play like this!
I went straight to the school bully's girlfriend and desperately bowed my head:
"Sis, I'm just a worthless scum. Don't date me anymore. I'm bowing to you!"
During the break, I angrily rushed to the stage, took off my clothes, and set the JK black stockings on fire in front of the whole audience:
"I'm a pervert, nobody loves me!"