A week later, neither I nor Yu Qiang could smile.

As second-year seniors, we were responsible for the freshmen welcome party.

Unfortunately, due to our recent popularity, we were assigned to the same group by the counselor.

Even more unfortunately, we had to perform a program together.

Yu Qiang looked at me with lingering fear:

"Can we come up with a normal performance? Don't mess around, OK?"

I nodded, my expression serious:

"Completely agree, this is not the place for social suicide!"

Our attitude was fine, the only issue was that the counselor seemed to have overestimated us.

Before swapping bodies, besides fighting, Yu Qiang didn't know anything, and besides studying, I didn't know anything.

At last year's welcome party, we were like the line from Eason Chan's song:

"That year at eighteen, at the school dance, standing like lackeys!"

We spent an afternoon at the internet cafe but couldn't come up with any good ideas.

Yu Qiang said:

"Let's sing!"

I looked at him to start singing.

Yu Qiang:

"Next, I will sing 'Love Ocean' with all my heart!"

"Love Ocean... Love Ocean Love Ocean yo..."

I:

"Get lost!"

Ten minutes later, a light bulb went off in my head:

"How about I dance instead?"

Yu Qiang looked at me quietly.

I:

"Thunder boom thunder, thunder boom, swing the big hammer!"

Yu Qiang:

"Get lost!"

An hour later, we both realized that the talents of Northeasterners couldn't do without Xiangyashan, Fourth Brother kept haunting our minds.

Before parting ways, we settled on our final performance - a comic dialogue!

However, from Yu Qiang's eyes, I could tell that this guy was not convinced!

Clearly, my previous actions had sparked a sense of revenge in Yu Qiang.

When it came to revenge, forget about the darn welcome party, it had to take a back seat!

Sure enough, on the night of the welcome party, Yu Qiang went off script:

"Next, we will perform 'I Am a Little Animal' for everyone!"

Yu Qiang lay directly on the ground, stretching and retracting his neck.

"I am a turtle, I can stretch my neck, I can also retract it."

"Ah yes yes yes, everyone please remember, I, Zhang Dongdong, am a turtle."

"This is my butt, called turtle butt, this is my head, called..."

I covered Yu Qiang's mouth, could he really say that?

I was at a loss, I knew this guy had some nonsense up his sleeve!

Without hesitation, I took off my clothes, revealing black stockings, a schoolgirl outfit, sexy chest hair, and leg hair:

"Next, I will perform 'I Am a Pervert' for everyone!"

I extended my thigh, gently stroking it, "I am a pervert, a pervert who loves touching leg hair."

I walked over to the new female students, taking deep breaths, scaring them into running around.

I turned and walked to the center of the stage, unbuttoning my shirt:

"Ah! I am a pervert! I am unloved!"

Yu Qiang kicked me out directly, and we ended up wrestling on the ground.

As we fought, we shouted the names of our moves:

"Tornado destroys the parking lot!"

"Crow sits on a plane!"

Yu Qiang was not to be outdone:

"Soviet big sit!"

"Fuel consumption jump!"

The whole audience went crazy, this performance was probably a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

All the freshmen were going wild, thinking:

"What kind of school is this? Is this my school? Are these my seniors?"

"Mom, I'm scared, Mom, I want to go home! Mom, I don't want to stay with idiots!"

Finally, the two of us ended up entangled in a cross lock.

Two security guards came in and carried the two of us, the weirdos, out.

The students and teachers who came to the party were almost driven crazy, but they tried to restrain their emotions:

"The comedy performance by the two students was good, but please don't do it again next time!"