I proudly looked at my body.

This damn, charming bicep.

These robust triceps and slightly raised glutes.

Paired with fists the size of sandbags.

From now on, who dares to bully me, I'll go from being a waste to a school bully.

During the ten minutes after class, what I most want to do is experience the feeling of being a school bully.

Being slapped eight hundred times a day, turning my head into a pig's head every day, I know that feeling.

But being the one slapping others eight hundred times a day, turning them into pigs, I haven't tried that yet.

Today, what I want to do is, during these ten minutes, return all the grievances I've suffered before.

Just as I was about to leave, a voice came from behind:

"Hey, isn't this Yu Qiang from Class Five?"

"Didn't I say, from now on, if you see me, walk around."

I got angry all of a sudden, I've become a school bully, why would I be afraid of you little weaklings?

Without looking back, I directly shouted angrily:

"Do you know who you've offended? The sleeping beast awakens! The dragon roars! Ahh!"

At that moment, I was dumbfounded when I turned around. If I was the school bully now, the man behind me was the bully of bullies—Su Zhe!

Su Zhe's cronies directly blocked me at the end of the corridor.

Su Zhe's cronies slapped me eight hundred times, this familiar routine made tears stream down my face, it was so refreshing!

Su Zhe used an extremely bizarre posture to pin me against the wall:

"Who have we offended?"

"What's wrong with the sleeping beast?"

"What roar?"

I immediately stood up straight, I was familiar with this routine:

"The beast... fell asleep again..."

"Big brother, do you think I'm a fart, let me go."

Seemingly, Su Zhe didn't expect it to go so smoothly, I managed to outwit him.

In the past, even if Yu Qiang couldn't win a fight, he would still defiantly say a few tough words.

But today's Yu Qiang was too soft for him, he even lost interest in bullying.

On the other hand, the real Yu Qiang beside me, draped in my body, was almost laughing uncontrollably, and he blurted out:

"Indeed, a wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit."

As Su Zhe left, the bell for class rang, and I slinked back to the classroom.

Just that scene made me angrier the more I thought about it. Damn it, I've become a school bully, and I'm still being bullied?

And mocked by the previous school bully?

Alright, alright, you're playing with me like this, huh, God!

Enough is enough!

So, when I was once again criticized by the teacher for daydreaming, I went crazy.

Teacher:

"Look at you, falling asleep in class, not behaving like a student!"

I jumped onto the table, executed a perfect Thomas full spin fork, then ran over and bit the bald teacher's head.

I admired my masterpiece—a perfect "head-hug attack," and declared:

"As the saying goes, reputation precedes, good and bad, the past is the past..."

"Now, I'm damn well going crazy..."