As a kind person, early on the weekend, I couldn't wait to go and meet Yu Qiang's girlfriend - "book a room".

I don't know if Yu Qiang will go crazy when he hears this news, but I'm enjoying it.

When I saw Yu Qiang's girlfriend, I have to say, this guy really has good taste.

Even more surprising is... isn't this my goddess senior sister Yang Lili...

Since my freshman year, I've been chasing after senior sister for a whole year, it's like letting a pig eat good cabbage.

At this moment, my mind was filled with confusion...

When Yang Lili saw me for the first time, she had already lost the usual reserve of a senior sister and directly pounced on me.

Just as her lips were about to touch mine, I dodged away.

I won't take advantage of someone's vulnerability.

I looked at Yang Lili with a serious expression, a slight smile on my lips:

"Senior sister... let's try something new today..."

Yang Lili looked around, lightly tapping my chest with her jade-like finger:

"You, always so full of tricks, today even inviting senior sister, you surely don't want to..."

"Senior sister and junior brother's..."

As Yang Lili spoke halfway, my face was already red, cursing Yu Qiang as a pervert for corrupting my goddess.

I tied up Yang Lili, looking at her slightly shy face, and took out a set of "Three Years of High School Entrance Exams, Five Years of Mock Exams":

"Come on, as a modern college student, I have to urge you to study."

"If you study well, I'll let you go, if not, you'll be studying with me all day."

Yang Lili was full of confusion, after a while she asked:

"What do you mean? What is this?"

I opened the book directly:

"Odd changes remain odd, what's the next sentence."

Yang Lili:

"???"

Me:

"Senior sister, you're at least a college student, don't you know this?"

"Odd changes remain odd, look at the quadrant based on the signs!"

Yang Lili:

"You're a pervert!"

I immediately nodded vigorously:

"Ah yes, I'm a big pervert, I'm also your little cutie."

"Accept the love of a big pervert."

"What is the most famous line from 'Preface to the Pavilion of Prince Teng'?"

Yang Lili went crazy:

"You big idiot, get out of here."

I approached Yang Lili seriously, gently stroking her neck.

Only then did Yang Lili relax a bit:

"Yes, put me down, you've taken this joke too far."

Next moment, I gently pressed my mouth against Yang Lili's ear, making bubble sounds:

"The setting sun... and the lonely duck... fly together, the autumn water... stretches across the sky... in one color..."

After saying this sentence, I passed out directly. It was the first time I realized that when a girl is pushed to the limit, she can also use a headbutt!

I woke up again to the urgent knocking on the door outside.

When I opened the door, Yu Qiang was already frantic outside, the moment I opened the door, he rushed in.

Seeing the bound Yang Lili, he was so angry his words were trembling:

"You, you, you... you promised..."

I shrugged:

"I didn't do anything, ask senior sister if you don't believe me."

Yu Qiang looked at Yang Lili, Yang Lili looked at me, I looked at Yu Qiang, the three of us were caught in a strange atmosphere.

Yu Qiang cautiously asked:

"You guys..."

Yang Lili exploded directly:

"Odd changes remain odd, look at the quadrant!"

"The setting sun and the lonely duck fly together, the autumn water stretches across the sky in one color!"

"You two idiots, quickly untie me!"

"Crazy! You're all crazy!"