I am an intelligent zombie, possessing independent consciousness, sitting in a luxurious location amidst ruins, managing a large group of zombie minions, living a carefree and comfortable life.
Until one day, a global broadcast sounded:
【Beep beep... Below is a special news bulletin, attention all university students worldwide, in order to address the issue of post-apocalyptic student employment and implementation, the zombie extermination plan is officially launched.
【One zombie equals 1 point for postgraduate recommendation, position allocation, hunting higher-level zombies earns more points, especially for higher-level zombie brain nuclei, one can directly secure a position...】
Me: "Taishun, please come inside, the zombie lair is right there."
Later.
My ex-boyfriend: "Weren't you crying and making a scene about breaking up back then?"
Me: "......sob, sob, please give me another chance, brother."
