《Ex-Boyfriend》
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End of the New World
When the zombie outbreak occurred, I was running a high fever in the dormitory.
At night, my ex-boyfriend, whom I had broken up with a month ago, sent a video:
"Zhou Zhou, you look so delicious."
His eyes were bloodshot, as if he had drunk fake alcohol.
It wasn't until a zombie walked past him, treating him as if he were invisible.
It suddenly dawned on me—
He used to be the unrequited love I longed for.
Now, I am the mobile food he craves.
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I Just Want to Be a Quiet and Beautiful Orphan
I am an intelligent zombie, possessing independent consciousness, sitting in a luxurious location amidst ruins, managing a large group of zombie minions, living a carefree and comfortable life.
Until one day, a global broadcast sounded:
【Beep beep... Below is a special news bulletin, attention all university students worldwide, in order to address the issue of post-apocalyptic student employment and implementation, the zombie extermination plan is officially launched.
【One zombie equals 1 point for postgraduate recommendation, position allocation, hunting higher-level zombies earns more points, especially for higher-level zombie brain nuclei, one can directly secure a position...】
Me: "Taishun, please come inside, the zombie lair is right there."
Later.
My ex-boyfriend: "Weren't you crying and making a scene about breaking up back then?"
Me: "......sob, sob, please give me another chance, brother."
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Eerie Totem
Today is the Ghost Festival.
I suddenly received a video call from my ex-boyfriend, and he still looked as handsome as ever in the video.
But he has been dead for a year now.
The coroner conducted an autopsy, and I watched him being cremated with my own eyes.
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