《Humor》
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When the Yin Merchant Descends upon Northern Myanmar: Walking the Path of Heaven
The bandits in northern Myanmar wanted to gouge out my corneas. I pointed at Master Wen:
"Master Wen has many eyes, can you dig out three?"
Then I pointed at Bi Gan:
"This man's seven apertures and clever heart are priceless treasures, do you want them?"
They hesitated and couldn't speak, so I had to rub my hands:
"You don't want them? Then I'll have to take your kidneys!"
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Revenge of the Hermaphrodite
My mother-in-law asked me to cook.
I served up spicy fish scales, sugar-coated fatty intestines, and braised fat sea cucumbers.
She said I wanted to kill her.
Heaven and earth bear witness, I'm just bad at cooking.
The person who really wants to kill her is obediently nibbling on fish scales with a pure and innocent face.
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I Sold My Mother-in-Law to Myanmar's Northern Region
I sold my mother-in-law to northern Myanmar.
She always wanted a son in her husband's family.
There are many men in northern Myanmar, she will definitely be able to have a son.
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Live Diamond Ring
My boyfriend gave me a fake diamond ring, saying it cost forty thousand.
I asked him what he wanted as a return gift, and he said he likes Armani.
I opened Pinduoduo and asked the customer service:
"Are you there? Can you please give me the most fake one? Otherwise, I'm afraid he won't be able to tell."
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