When the Yin Merchant Descends upon Northern Myanmar: Walking the Path of Heaven

The bandits in northern Myanmar wanted to gouge out my corneas. I pointed at Master Wen:

"Master Wen has many eyes, can you dig out three?"

Then I pointed at Bi Gan:

"This man's seven apertures and clever heart are priceless treasures, do you want them?"

They hesitated and couldn't speak, so I had to rub my hands:

"You don't want them? Then I'll have to take your kidneys!"