Zhang Ruohuai angrily ran into my office, accusing me of stealing his thunder.
I took out a banana from the desk:
"Do you want one?"
Zhang Ruohuai's expression became extremely complicated.
I gently peeled the banana, stuck out my tongue, licked it from top to bottom, then took a bite of half of it.
Zhang Ruohuai directly spat it out.
I patted his shoulder:
"Little brother, with your mental endurance, you should go home and play in the mud."
When I was going crazy in the company, Zhang Ruoxu called:
"It's settled, the scheming between the stepmother and Mrs. Liu has been exposed by me.
"In the upcoming board meeting, they have no say anymore.
"There's one more thing I need your help with."
I rolled my eyes:
"Spit it out!"
Zhang Ruoxu sighed:
"Those who supported my little brother panicked, my dad and Uncle Liu have been kidnapped.
"I can't get out of the mental hospital, I'm counting on you!"
I swore, it was the first time in my life I cursed: @#¥#¥#%¥……%¥&% (extremely vulgar!)
After listening to my rant, Zhang Ruoxu spoke:
"If you rescue them, I'll build you a private mental hospital, filled with M beans and White Rabbit candies!"
I grinned:
"Deal!"
Zhang Ruoxu sent the negotiation location, an unfinished building in the outskirts.
Zhang's father and Uncle Liu were tied up.
But the kidnapping method looked very familiar...
I suppressed a smile:
"Dad, Uncle Liu, are you filming a simple plot, simple storyline, simple cast movie?"
Zhang's father and Uncle Liu had balls in their mouths, they could only make muffled sounds:
"Wuwuwuwu!"
Though incomprehensible, it was definitely vulgar!
Zhang Ruoxu's bodyguard emerged from behind a pillar, clearly having turned against them.
After a quick assessment, the bodyguard spoke:
"If you sign the agreement to transfer the shares on behalf of the young master, I'll let these two old guys go."
I silently lit a cigarette, then unbuttoned my shirt.
The shirt was filled with densely packed small tubes, the quantity was enough to make one's scalp tingle.
I took a drag of the cigarette and calmly said:
"If you release them, we either live or die together!"
The bodyguard chuckled:
"You've watched too many cop movies! Trying to imitate bomb threats?"
I flicked the cigarette:
"Do you think I'm normal?
"The line between a lunatic and a genius is thin.
"How do you know I can't make a bomb?
"At least I know at least twenty ways to make a bomb from chemical formulas.
"Dare to try?
"You know, I'm not afraid to die!"
The bodyguard spat, but still tried to act tough:
"Bullshit! Even as a professional bodyguard, I wouldn't make a bomb, let alone a lunatic like you!"
I directly used the cigarette to ignite the fuse, then threw the vest filled with small tubes next to the bodyguard.
The sound of the burning fuse was chilling.
The bodyguard exclaimed, "Oh crap!" and turned to run.
I swiftly approached Zhang's father and Uncle Liu.
The next moment, the fuse burned to the end, with a "pop," a small flower bloomed.
The flower played music, and I hummed along:
"Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You!"
I laughed heartily:
"The sausages on the backpack, they're for you! Top quality, genuine ingredients."
But my laughter quickly faded!
There was indeed a bomb tied between Zhang's father and Uncle Liu.
The bodyguard smirked:
"Now I'll give you a chance, choose between the red wire and the blue wire!"
I gave him a look:
"You idiot! This is a combination lock!"
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