I sat casually in the office.

Zhang Ruohuai's office was right next to mine, but he rarely showed up at the company.

However, during my period of being grounded, he was unusually active.

His stepmother told him:

“Build good relationships with the people in the company, after all, the company doesn't belong to just your father.

“Having the support of more people will make things much easier for future inheritance matters.”

As soon as I entered the company, two vice presidents who were heavily bribed by Zhang Ruohuai jumped out:

“Young Master, even if you are a director, you can't bring a grass mud horse to the company.”

I gave them a disdainful look, then took "Lightning" and walked to the office area outside.

Most of the clerks left in the office were girls. When they saw "Lightning," their eyes lit up.

I immediately pushed "Lightning" out, and the startled alpaca ran to the group of girls.

Seven or eight girls were petting "Lightning."

I sternly pointed at the two vice presidents:

“How can you do this! 'Lightning' is my family member, and you actually don't allow family to accompany me.

“Sisters, can you reason with me, they even call our 'Lightning' a grass mud horse.

“Clearly, it's a lovely alpaca, how can you treat it like this!”

I, mimicking the scheming women in soap operas, made a scene in the company.

Even though many people could tell I was just talking nonsense, "Lightning" was too charming.

In an instant, the girls in the company all gave the two vice presidents disdainful looks.

Especially since they were helping "me," the young master of the company, they were willing to do me this favor.

The two vice presidents looked at each other, then stood in front of me and recited the company rules:

“The company regulations state that pets are not allowed to enter.”

I jumped up in a flash:

“It's my family member. Since you insulted my family member, I challenge you to a duel!”

I handed a banana from the nearby table to the two of them.

“Use this, come on! Like a knight, draw your sword... draw your banana!”

The two vice presidents looked at each other. They knew somewhat about the recent issues with my sanity.

But opportunities to teach me a lesson were rare. They smirked:

“Young Master, we can draw our swords... draw our bananas, but what will you use!”

“If we go too hard, don't blame us!”

I chuckled:

“Come at me, I'm ready for anything!”

With that, I put on thick knitted gloves and pulled out the cactus I had been eyeing from the flowerpot!

Surprisingly, this cactus was thriving, each stem at least a meter long.

With one in each hand, I struck a pose with a "dual-wielding" stance:

“Let's do this! Warriors!”

Seeing the huge cactus, the two vice presidents shrank back in fear.

I struck with a backhand, fiercely hitting their faces, the thorns of seven or eight cacti directly piercing their faces.

The next moment, the two vice presidents didn't even bother with the bananas in their hands, they turned and ran.

I called out:

“Lightning!”

The alpaca obediently appeared by my side. I rode the alpaca, transforming into a cactus alpaca knight.

I wielded the two cacti, creating a whirlwind.

I charged behind the two vice presidents and struck hard!

“Smack!”

The cactus struck their buttocks hard.

“Ouch!”

The two vice presidents jumped up!

I rode the alpaca, wielding the cacti, and drove the two vice presidents to the farthest corner of the floor.

Seeing no one around, the two guys knelt down:

“Young Master, we were wrong! We shouldn't have insulted your family!”

“Young Master, we won't conspire with the Second Young Master anymore!”

I smiled faintly:

“In that case, I'll give you a chance to reform.

“You face off against 'Lightning,' win the spitting contest, and I'll let you go!”

I patted "Lightning's" backside, and "Lightning" understood instantly!

Mouthfuls of saliva mixed with carrot fragments sprayed the two vice presidents in the face.

I raised the cactus again:

“You two also spit, spit for half an hour, no stopping until the time's up!”