Jingquan's young master asked me to be his substitute.
He told me:
"You're in charge of going crazy and acting insane, try to make the other party voluntarily call off the wedding."
He glanced at the patient gown from the city's top mental health center that I was wearing.
"Forget it, just be yourself!"
Alright! I've been waiting for you to say that!
I directly grabbed the beautiful lady's hand:
"Miss, you're so beautiful. Let's play role-playing.
"I'll play the chef, and you play the roasted whole lamb."
Watch my thirty-six bondage techniques!
I held up a large funnel and smirked at the bound young lady:
"Scallions, ginger, star anise, cooking wine. Let's see if I can drown you with it!"
"Oops! I forgot to ignite the fire!"