My ex-girlfriend is getting married and she asked me to be the best man for her husband.
As someone with unique interests, I found this news quite amusing.
On the eve of the wedding, I arrived at their village, and her father said I came in a haunted car that would kill their entire family. He absolutely refused to let me in.
I thought Uncle simply didn't want me involved in their major life event.
Little did I know, it was true.