《Potato》
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Lu Bu's Confession: A Potato That Determined My Life
I never thought the first thing to captivate my imagination would be a potato.
My father handed me a potato carved to look like Zhao Feiyan and quipped, "Kid, just imagine, she can strip and dance on the palm of your hand."
It was actually a potato, a potato carved to resemble Zhao Feiyan.
I wandered the streets with this potato, and encountered a fortune teller named Guan Lu.
Guan Lu shook his head and said to me, "Lv Dao, in ten years, you will find a woman even more stunning than Zhao Feiyan."
I rolled my eyes at him, "I'm not Lv Dao, I'm Lv Bu."
Guan Lu chuckled, "Well, for this matter, you better ask your mom when you get home."
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