《Dormitory Rules》
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Old Dormitory Rules
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On the first day of college, I was assigned to the old dormitory building.
There was a "Dormitory Rules" posted at the door of the dormitory.
"Each dormitory has four students. If you find extra people, please ignore them, they do not exist."
"Do not talk to the extra students."
"Lights out promptly at ten o'clock every night. If someone knocks on the door, do not open it."
"Before lights out, make sure to close the windows to prevent theft."
"After eight o'clock, do not hang clothes outside the window to prevent loss."
"The dormitory's bathroom is at the right corner of the corridor, not the left, please pay attention to the direction."
"Due to the old age of the dormitory building, the sound insulation is extremely poor. If you hear strange noises in the bathroom, do not panic, quietly leave."
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309 Dormitory Rules Strange Tales
1. After 11 p.m. in the dormitory, eating anything that makes noise is not allowed.
2. After 10 p.m. in the dormitory, going out is not permitted.
3. If there is no one on bed number four and you hear sounds or someone talking to you from bed number four, report it to the counselor immediately. (Any issues can be reported to the counselor for handling.)
4. If the shower gel in the bathroom goes missing, do not make a fuss about it.
5. If you find something that doesn't belong to you, act as if you haven't seen it and handle it discreetly!
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Dormitory Regulations
On the first day of school, I saw the dormitory rules that others couldn't see.
I looked at my roommate in confusion.
My roommate smiled and said:
"Only humans can see it."
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