《Dorm Rules》
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On the first day of college, as soon as I stepped into dorm room 4444, the broadcast sounded:
【1. Do not accept red invitations.】
【2. After 7 p.m., do not look into the mirror in the dorm.】
【3. After 7 p.m., do not open the windows or stick your head out.】
【4. Lights must be turned off by 11 p.m.】
【5. After lights out, electronic devices are not allowed, otherwise the dorm supervisor will immediately confiscate them.】
【6. The dorm supervisor does not keep braids.】
【7. The dorm supervisor does not wear embroidered shoes.】
【8. After midnight, if you hear someone playing a suona in the hallway, ignore it.】
【9. After midnight, absolutely do not leave the dorm building.】
What on earth? Do not accept red invitations? I'm here for college, not a wedding banquet. Why would I accept any invitations?