《College Life》
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On the first day of college, as soon as I stepped into dorm room 4444, the broadcast sounded:
【1. Do not accept red invitations.】
【2. After 7 p.m., do not look into the mirror in the dorm.】
【3. After 7 p.m., do not open the windows or stick your head out.】
【4. Lights must be turned off by 11 p.m.】
【5. After lights out, electronic devices are not allowed, otherwise the dorm supervisor will immediately confiscate them.】
【6. The dorm supervisor does not keep braids.】
【7. The dorm supervisor does not wear embroidered shoes.】
【8. After midnight, if you hear someone playing a suona in the hallway, ignore it.】
【9. After midnight, absolutely do not leave the dorm building.】
What on earth? Do not accept red invitations? I'm here for college, not a wedding banquet. Why would I accept any invitations?
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On the first day of college, I was assigned to the old dormitory building.
There was a "Dormitory Rules" posted at the door of the dormitory.
"Each dormitory has four students. If you find extra people, please ignore them, they do not exist."
"Do not talk to the extra students."
"Lights out promptly at ten o'clock every night. If someone knocks on the door, do not open it."
"Before lights out, make sure to close the windows to prevent theft."
"After eight o'clock, do not hang clothes outside the window to prevent loss."
"The dormitory's bathroom is at the right corner of the corridor, not the left, please pay attention to the direction."
"Due to the old age of the dormitory building, the sound insulation is extremely poor. If you hear strange noises in the bathroom, do not panic, quietly leave."