I am Ba Po'er Ben.

He is Ben Bo'er Ba.

Two happy little monsters, loved by everyone, beautiful as paintings.

Ever since in the country of Jisai, the nine-headed snake's husband asked me to get rid of Tang Seng and his disciples, I've been on the run.

What a joke, a few hundred bucks a month, am I playing with my life?

Ben Bo'er Ba and I escaped to a place called Dongdong Mountain.

Actually, I have no idea what the mountain is actually called.

The old monk at the foot of the mountain always knocks on the wooden fish, dong dong dong, so we call it Dongdong Mountain.

Ben Bo'er Ba went to argue with the old monk, and the old monk asked him:

"If monk doesn't knock on the wooden fish, what do you knock on?"

Ben Bo'er Ba couldn't answer and was beaten up by the old monk, rolling out and crying in grievance.

Actually, creatures like us have no ambitions, our life goal can be summed up in seven words:

"Farmers, mountain springs, a bit of land." (Factory, if you see this, remember to pay me advertising fees!)

Unfortunately, Dongdong Mountain is too poor. We drink water based on the weather, eat based on luck, and we can't beat the farmers!

Fortunately, he is a catfish spirit, and I am a black fish spirit. We have big mouths, and whenever there's a funeral in the surrounding villages and towns, they call us.

The homeowner said:

"You two are ugly, but your crying is so loud, it's perfect for pretending to be filial children."

Ben Bo'er Ba stood with his hands on his hips and said that this is a shame for a monster.

When it was time for the feast, he ate more happily than anyone else, even the white hat fell into the soup.

Later, the chicken spirit from the neighboring mountain said that we were a disgrace to the world of monsters and wanted to teach us how to be monsters.

But before they could leave the mountain, the chicken spirit was captured by a group of martial artists.

I heard that their gang was established by a chef, called the Cooking Alliance! (If the previous company paid the advertising fee, they wouldn't be able to run away either!)

Just when we were at a loss, Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared in Dongdong Mountain.

She said that Tang Seng and his disciples have two calamities in Dongdong Mountain, and after careful consideration, only the two of us are the most suitable.

Ben Bo'er Ba complained:

"

Aren't there only the two of us monsters in Dongdong Mountain?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled slightly and gave him 800 beatings.

He didn't accept it and argued:

"I'm speaking the truth!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva gave him another 800 beatings.

He accepted it, folding his hands together:

"I will respectfully follow Guanyin Bodhisattva's teachings."

Actually, Guanyin Bodhisattva is a good person. She promised us that after this scene is over, she will grant us a position in Ling Mountain.

Although I can't become a carp in the South Sea, we can go to the East Sea and serve under a guy named Lai Pi She.

By then, we may not have the finest delicacies, but at least there will be enough kelp.

Just be careful not to eat particularly tender kelp, because kelp can also become spirits, soft spirits!

To showcase our true monster nature, Guanyin Bodhisattva left us with the inheritance of ancient monsters.

The golden book is clearly a first-class treasure. When Ben Bo'er Ba and I opened it, we were almost blinded by the golden light.

There were three Sanskrit characters written on the book:

"Use a club!"

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