Gonggong fiercely beats Poseidon underwater, while Bai Niangzi chases and kills Medusa in a frenzy. Perhaps to avoid affecting the common people, both battlefields are getting farther and farther away from us.

"Is this... the Battle of the Gods?"

I'm still in a bewildered state, not knowing what touched my leg.

I looked down and saw a pig run out from somewhere.

"Hurry, come with me."

"F*** your uncle!" This really scared me. The pig can talk.

Soon after, I calmed down. I have seen Bai Suzhen and Gonggong, so it's not that strange for a pig to talk.

"Er? Second Senior Brother?" I tentatively asked.

"What the hell? You remember?" The pig stared at me with its round, adorable eyes.

"What do you mean, remember? Besides Peppa Pig and you, I can't think of a second one."

"Enough nonsense, come with me quickly."

"Where to?"

Second Senior Brother lowered his head, sniffed, and threw me onto his back. With a swoosh, we flew out, and in that instant, I saw Einstein's theory of relativity.

"The mortal world is in chaos, and you have to stay alive." Second Senior Brother ran and spoke to me at the same time.

"Big brother pig, I can't understand what you're saying."

"The Western gods are invading China. It's not just Hangzhou; the entire land of China is at war."

Through Second Senior Brother's introduction, I roughly understood the situation.

A long time ago, the gods of this world were almost wiped out by our ancestors. The main ones were the Greek gods, the Japanese gods, and a bunch of others.

Later, it was Nüwa who showed mercy and let them sleep on their own, never setting foot in China. If the Chinese people recovered their lands, they had to retreat unconditionally.

After the Western gods agreed, our gods slept and traveled, gradually disappearing from the public eye.

Recently, this group of animals took advantage of the vulnerability of the Chinese gods and came to attack.

"Wait, why are our gods vulnerable?" I interrupted Second Senior Brother.

"This... you'll know when the time comes."

Then, Zhu Bajie continued the briefing.

A lot of pharaohs suddenly appeared in the northwest, guiding the sand to seal the cities, but they were killed to the last by the revived Qin Army.

A lot of werewolves and vampires appeared in the northeast, but it's very safe there, not enough to floss for the Five Immortals.

In short, this world is completely chaotic.

"The Terracotta Warriors opening their eyes, is that true?" I was very surprised. Wasn't that just a dream?

"Of course it's true. Those are the souls of the Qin Army. They were just sleeping. Now that enemies have invaded, they naturally awaken."

"F***, turns out our China is so awesome."

"That's right. If it weren't for these things waking up, we wouldn't have to worry. We could dominate the world in another ten years. But since these ret***s woke up and couldn't be dealt with using conventional weapons, we had to come back and defend our homeland."

"What about Bai Niangzi and Gonggong?"

Zhu Bajie felt a bit embarrassed. "No, they were already sleeping in China. Our people are still on the way."

"So, it's just you who came back?"

"Yes, I came back mainly to protect you. Please, don't die."

"Protect me? Why?"

"Cough, you'll know when the time comes."

I was speechless. Why does this pig always speak in half-truths?

"Second Senior Brother, look at the sky."

"What's wrong?"

"Why are there three suns in the sky..."