On the day of the final exam, our whole class was trapped in the examination room.
The original Chinese exam paper had no reading comprehension questions, no essay question, only one question left:
"Who is the extra person?"
We could only leave when everyone in the class had the correct answer.
In the early morning, the K104 train was speeding along.
In the darkness, the carriage emitted a series of "beep beep beep" sounds.
"Damn, who is it, sending messages in the middle of the night!"
I heard someone cursing.
I have always been a light sleeper since I was young, and I have a habit of turning off my mobile data before going to bed. But now, my phone kept ringing with WeChat message alerts, which was very unusual...
Dad and mom are not at home.
Do not open the door for anyone.
Especially not for your grandma.
You took a strange flight, and when you sat down, there was a note under the armrest, with bright red words dazzling your eyes.
【Do not eat the grass on the plane!】
You casually threw it into the pocket in front of the seat, not paying much attention.
The chat group of Happiness Community Unit One has been mysteriously invaded.
Please follow the following rules:
[If someone shows off their achievements, you must praise them.]
[If someone complains about their troubles, you can console them.]
[You can click on the red envelope in the group, and if you manage to grab the best one, you need to send three big red envelopes as thanks.]
[After dark, residents should not go out and should close their windows tightly.]
[If you hear a child crying, never curse in the group. There are no children in this building.]
[If someone loses a pet, they can go out to search during the day.]
[Some people in the property management can be trusted. If you have any needs, you can seek their help.]
Waking up from a nap, I found myself crossing over as the Crown Prince Zhu Biao of the Ming Dynasty with a system!
Looking at the newly enthroned Emperor Zhu in front of me, I silently complained in my heart about the affairs of the future, feeling uneasy!
"If the Ming Dynasty is strong... How could the Wala tribe capture our emperor? Destroy the foundation of Ming! Harm our country!"
"If the Ming Dynasty still exists... How dare the Japanese pirates invade our Central Plains? Slaughter our compatriots! Destroy our mountains and rivers!"
"If the Ming Dynasty is ambitious... How can foreign powers colonize China? Burning, killing, looting! Committing all kinds of atrocities!"
Unexpectedly, my inner thoughts were overheard by Emperor Zhu!
The next day, Zhu Yuanzhang issued three decrees in a row:
"Destroy the Wala tribe, sweep the frontier, guard the border!"
"Build ships, search for the Japanese islands, exterminate their kind!"
"Embark on the Western Ocean, promote education, expand our territory again!"
"In my lifetime, I want the dragon flag of the Ming Dynasty to fly under the sunlight at all times!"
Preparing to get married and buy a house, my younger brother brought his girlfriend home.
She sat down abruptly and hinted at me:
"My best friend went to her boyfriend's sister's house, and the sister gave her a ten thousand yuan meeting gift~"
During the first dinner meeting my parents, she kicked my boyfriend's leg under the table;
When I was signing the contract, she eagerly handed over her ID card, wanting to add her name...
After I firmly refused, she was surprised: "You won't even write a name? Are you so stingy?"
What a weirdo plus!?!?
After the car accident, my husband and I switched bodies.
When I woke up, his mistress rushed into my arms and burst into tears.
Her warm fragrance and tender beauty made my heart race.
Meanwhile, my husband, wearing my face, looked gloomy.
I couldn't help but exclaim with delight, "How fascinating~"
On my thirtieth birthday, my mom gave me a 500-square-meter mansion.
Immediately, my younger brother's girlfriend showed up at the door.
"Sis, you're a thirty-year-old leftover woman, living alone in such a big house must be scary. Be proactive and let me and your nephew live with you, everyone will say you're considerate."
Hilarious, they even brought out that argument. It's like they're trying to make me lose face.
They're shamelessly shameless, spinning around without a trace of shame.
My abusive husband has finally disappeared, and in my joy, I stewed a pot of spare ribs for myself.
Suddenly, someone knocked on the door, and it was my wicked mother-in-law.
She brought two police officers with her, claiming that her son had been missing for a week and couldn't be reached, and she was certain that I had harmed him.
At that moment, the meat in the pressure cooker was ready, and I gently asked my mother-in-law, "Mom, would you like some meat? It's delicious."
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