My girlfriend was brutally killed by a serial killer in our wedding room.
One year later, a girl confessed her love to me.
Just as I was about to reject her, I heard the girl's inner thoughts.
【This male lead is so difficult to conquer. Luckily, I used points to erase his girlfriend in advance.】
Little did she know, this confession would mark the beginning of her misfortune.
Legend has it that being a bed-pressing wife is the luckiest unmarried woman.
With a good birth chart, the body is soft.
After reaching adulthood, one can be adopted by the God of Fortune.
The prospective groom just needs to sleep with the bed-pressing wife first, then hold the wedding ceremony.
Not only can one have a chubby son, but also unexpected windfalls.
I was adopted by the God of Fortune according to my mother.
Families from all over the place who are marrying off their daughters invite me to be the bed-pressing wife.
But no one knows that the one adopting me is not the God of Fortune, but the God of Plague.
Because my birth chart is the most yin.
Out of pity, I let my homeless cousin stay at my house.
But who would have thought she and I were becoming more and more alike, to the point that even my husband would sometimes call the wrong person.
Everyone says that cousins looking alike is reasonable, but I remember her original appearance.
Until one day, my husband embraced her and drove me out of the house, saying:
"Ayu has always considered the family relationship, letting you stay in our house, but you have stolen things from our home. Now please leave."
I stared blankly at the closed door.
I am Ayu.
The closed door separates the inside from the outside, as well as isolates my life.
My wife and mother-in-law lured me outside to save a bit of food, leaving me to helplessly watch as the horde of corpses closed in on me, tearing me apart.
The so-called enshrining of gods is just a deception by the gods to the people.
The Primordial Tianzun, who is half demon and half god, sits high on the sacred throne, looking arrogantly at me.
"Why do you think the enshrining of gods is for the sake of humans?"
"Gods never care about ants!"
Master said "The Legend of the White Snake" is fake.
Under the Leifeng Pagoda is not White Lady at all.
It's an indescribable demon.
Many people call it Xu Xian, but only Master Fahai knows the truth.
It comes from a distant place and will bring a disaster to the human world.
When Sun Wukong uncovered the skull of the Queen Mother of the West, he found it filled with rotten flesh and worms.
Just as he was puzzled, the Jade Emperor, who was hiding behind the other immortals, continued to curse and call him a troublemaker.
Sun Wukong then swung his staff, turning all the immortals at the Peach Banquet, including the Jade Emperor, into minced meat.
Crawling out from the minced meat were countless cockroaches.
And from the body of the Jade Emperor sprouted tentacles full of eyes.
Seeing this scene, Sun Wukong burst into laughter, realizing that all the immortals in the Heavenly Court were actually monsters.
On the day of the wedding, the groom forced me to undress in front of all the guests to prove my innocence.
I acted decisively and directly untied the bright red wedding dress.
Then I pushed aside my hair at the back of my head, took off the synthetic skin I had been wearing all day, revealing the high-tech true form glowing with blue light inside.
All the guests in the room: ...
I am a demon who married a Taoist priest.
In my husband's eyes, I am obedient, kind, and unable to take care of myself.
But I can't continue this act anymore.
As soon as I opened my eyes after pretending to be dead, I saw my husband, who shines like the bright moon, looking at me coldly: "Madam, tired of playing with me already?"
In order to win the bet, I worked hard to portray the image of a delicate flower in the survival reality show.
In front of the camera, I appeared weak and helpless, but behind the scenes, I excelled at chopping wood, climbing trees, and catching rabbits.
I thought I had mastered the character perfectly until I climbed the tree and found myself face to face with a hidden camera.
In the live broadcast room: "666."
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