Life is not always smooth sailing. Having the chance to be reborn and start over, I am lucky.

I have set up a three-step plan for my rebirth:

First, make money!

Second, make money!

Third, still make money!

The most urgent thing is to have money. Without money, revenge is useless!

One can't really use a trash can to hit Chen Wenyuan every day!

I, along with Xiaoxiao and Yu Qiang, formed a trio focused on making money.

Xiaoxiao suggested:

"How about we go perform as street artists? I'm good at that!"

"A performance can earn at least a hundred or so, two shows a day, that's 6000 a month!"

Yu Qiang looked envious:

"Xiaoxiao, you're amazing. Nowadays, college graduates only make around 5000."

Xiaoxiao smiled:

"Of course, this is a skilled job!"

I slapped my forehead:

"Xiaoxiao, be careful not to be mistaken for animal abuse and get locked up!"

Xiaoxiao got angry and tried to hit me, but Yu Qiang covered her mouth directly!

After some thought, Yu Qiang came up with a grander plan:

"Let's form our own family!"

"Then, we can grant titles within the family."

"Duke 200, Marquis 100, Viscount 50, Baron 10!"

"We'll create a few groups of five hundred people each, and we'll be rich!"

I looked at Yu Qiang, then smirked:

"It's best if bringing people in can refund the previous membership fees. The more people you recruit, the higher the title."

"New members can repeat this process too. Except for the group owner, everyone can keep leveling up indefinitely, right?"

Yu Qiang slapped his head:

"Right, right, you're smart."

I gave Yu Qiang a look:

"You should study law yourself, this is called pyramid selling!"

"Most of your recruits are probably minors, making the crime even worse, starting at ten years!"

Yu Qiang was scared and quickly shut up!

After some thought, I upgraded Yu Qiang's plan.

In 2008, for people like us without capital or connections, getting rich was extremely difficult.

However, based on my rebirth experience, I chose a very reliable path.

Yu Qiang made full use of his status in the Buried Love Family to add friends like crazy in Dance Dance Revolution.

Meanwhile, I acted as a love planner, providing a one-stop service for blind dates, love, and marriage in Dance Dance Revolution.

I even gave my homepage a very nice name - True Love Network!

The slogan was shameless - [True Love Network, your online matchmaker!]

Recharge 1000 yuan on my homepage and get a full set of DDR fireworks.

Recharge 5000 yuan and get software for automatic crop stealing and parking space reservation!

To rapidly increase the popularity of my homepage, I constantly recalled my experiences from my past life.

After all, I was a big shot in the media industry, so I had enough experience in cultivating internet celebrities.

The only issue was which path to take!

Considering the situation in 2008, I ultimately chose the flashy route.

Xiaoxiao dressed up as a monkey, and Yu Qiang dressed up as a dinosaur.

The two of them stood behind me, dancing vigorously to the "Dinosaur Carrying a Wolf" dance I had painstakingly created!

I even made a personal music video for Yu Qiang, showing him alone smoking, gazing at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle.

The caption read:

[Smoke only at the grandest gates, love only one person in a lifetime!]

This newly launched cigarette quickly went viral online, at least ten years faster than in the original timeline!

Yu Qiang went from being the Grand Duke of the Buried Love Family to becoming "Brother Pure Love"!

Just as Yu Qiang, Xiaoxiao, and I were making a fortune, Chen Wenyuan and Xu Wenxi also joined the fray.

They quickly gained popularity through inferior imitation methods.

I smiled slightly, waiting for you guys to do just that!