I spent the whole night reluctantly accepting this familiar yet unfamiliar setting!

The entire text is in Martian language, and I can barely recognize three to five characters in each sentence.

Then I realized that Yu Qiang turned out to be a sentimental, loyal, crazy, insecure yet sensitive, and somewhat sunny big boy!

I tried my best, but couldn't figure out what kind of personality this was supposed to be.

Anyway, the Enneagram is no longer applicable, and neither are zodiac signs or Chinese zodiac signs.

But there is one title that fits perfectly—Big SB!

I exclaimed, "Wow, what a guy! Reborn once, and the heavens really played a trick on me!"

However, since I was never loved in my past life, I naturally won't give up on proving it at the last moment of my life.

I called Xiao Xiao over:

"What do you think Yu Qiang likes?"

Xiao Xiao said:

"You!"

I rubbed my head:

"Do you know about his previous girlfriends?"

Xiao Xiao nodded vigorously, as the class's all-knowing, she knew the most gossip.

If there's anything more attractive to Xiao Xiao than gossip, it's probably monkeys!

Xiao Xiao thought for a moment:

"I think he likes lively ones. His last girlfriend, the network manager at Feichi Internet Cafe, was lively."

But then she shook her head:

"Shy ones are also fine. His girlfriend before last, the network manager at Liuxing Internet Cafe, was shy."

She added:

"Being good at games is also a must. His girlfriend before the one before last, the network manager at Da E Internet Cafe, was a gaming expert!"

I almost lost it:

"Just say he likes network managers, damn it!"

Xiao Xiao actually nodded seriously, then added:

"And they have to be from the Burial Love Family. He's now the Grand Duke of the Burial Love Family!"

Me:

"..."

I packed my bags overnight and prepared to leave.

As Xiao Xiao picked her feet, she asked me:

"Lily, where are you going?"

Me:

"I'm going to be a network manager. I'm going to be part of the Burial Love Family!"

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