The cool autumn breeze, Situ Wangyun sent someone to invite me to eat hairy crabs.

I have never tasted such a delicious dish.

Wangyun personally poured wine for me: "Wen Hou, these are the famous Yin Bai Lake hairy crabs. My daughter has inspected each one, and they all have anti-counterfeit labels on their bellies."

I ate and drank to my heart's content and unknowingly became slightly drunk.

Wangyun suddenly asked, "Wen Hou, you often go to 'Heaven on Earth.' Have you ever hunted down such a delicacy?"

Under the influence of alcohol, I blurted out, "Forget it, although the women there are enchanting, compared to Zhao Feiyan, they're just a group of sows!"

Wangyun smiled faintly and snapped his fingers in the air.

The people in the room disappeared in an instant, and before me was a warm white light.

Zhao Feiyan!

Zhao Feiyan!!

Zhao Feiyan!!!

I thought I was dreaming and pinched my thigh with all my strength.

Then I heard a loud "ouch," and Wangyun jumped up from the bamboo mat, displaying an astonishing bounce.

Wangyun gritted his teeth and scolded, "You asshole! Why didn't you pinch your own leg?"

I shook my head, "I don't want to pinch my own leg, and I don't want to pinch your leg. I just want to touch her leg..."

Wangyun endured the pain and squeezed out a faint smile, "Wen Hou, this is Xiaonü Diaochan. I guarantee no one has touched her legs... What do you think?"

What do I think?

Is there even a need to ask?

She just looked up at the sky, and suddenly the round moon in the sky dimmed...

I was intoxicated, "Potato, potato!"

Wangyun was carried out by his servants to perform artificial respiration.

Only "Potato" and I were left in the room.

The woman bit her lip, "I'm not Potato."

"Then you're Zhao Feiyan?"

"I'm not Zhao Feiyan either."

I nodded, "Right, you're not Zhao Feiyan, you're Potato who is more Zhao Feiyan than Potato! You're Zhao Feiyan who is more Zhao Feiyan than Zhao Feiyan! Oh no, you're Potato who is more Potato than Potato!"

"Potato" also fainted.

I performed artificial respiration for her.

The first thing "Potato" said when she woke up was, "Idiot! I'm not Potato, I'm not Zhao Feiyan, I'm Diao Chan, Diao Chan, Diao Chan!"

I nodded, "Got it, you're Diao Chan, the more beautiful Diao Chan than Zhao Feiyan!"

After that, she didn't have a chance to say another word...