Code of Conduct for West Suburb Wax Museum Employees:

Congratulations on being selected as one of the outstanding employees of our museum among the vast sea of people.

Although your spirit is different from ordinary people, you have been rejected by society and even abandoned by your relatives.

However, our museum needs someone like you who stands out from the crowd.

Please repay the boss with your sincerest enthusiasm for work.

Our museum offers excellent benefits, including meals and accommodation, and can meet all your needs.

After joining, please carefully abide by the following rules.

【1. Employees must wear blue and white striped uniforms. Those without uniforms are wax figures.】

【2. Wax figures in the Dummy Hall are dead, while wax figures in the Real Human Hall are alive.】

【3. New wax figures may experience hallucinations, with symptoms such as panic, screaming, running away, and madness. Please ignore them.】

【4. After wax figures in the Real Human Hall become dry, they should be transferred to the Dummy Hall for display.】

【5. New wax figures should be placed uniformly in the Real Human Hall.】

【6. Solidifying agents are mixed into the wax figures, emitting odors of decay, rust, and blood. These are all normal phenomena.】

【7. Wax figures eliminated from the Dummy Hall do not require disposal; they will be incinerated.】

【8. It likes to hide in the crevices of the Dummy Hall's ceiling.】

【9. It likes to hide on the steps outside the windows of the Real Human Hall.】

【10. New wax figures will be purified by it, so please fully cooperate with its work.】

【11. Don't ask who it is; you won't see the boss's true face.】

【12. You can stop new wax figures from escaping at all costs and by any means necessary.】

【13. Tickets can help wax figures relax; please ask each new wax figure if they have purchased one.】

【14. Wax figures that escape without tickets will enrage it, and the purification process will be cruel. You only need to watch quietly.】

【15. Tickets for the wax museum are placed uniformly at the ticket booth by the entrance.】

【16. Wax figures do not use mobile phones.】

【17. All electronic devices, including mobile phones, must be destroyed upon sight.】

【18. It hates being photographed the most.】

【19. The imitation human skin cloth dolls are personal (dead) belongings; please do not touch them.】

【20. If you have any wishes, you can confide in the human skin dolls; they will listen.】

【21. Everyone has abandoned you, but it will accept you.】

【22. Wax figures are not living beings. All creatures entering the wax museum are dead, even though they desperately try to prove that they are alive.】

【23. Never believe the words of wax figures.】

【24. Please remember the above rules and strictly abide by them. Violating the rules will anger it, and you will lose this job.】

【25. It will personally escort all resigned staff members out.】

Finally, I wish you a pleasant work experience!

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