What's going on!
Why am I the count while Jiang Yuntian is the countess?
And Liang Xiaopang, my son?
I don't want to admit I have such an unlucky son.
"Plot: Count Vo Vo Vojislav and Countess Vo Vo Vojislav attended the ball together. Countess Vo Vo Vojislav's peerless beauty attracted Count Vo Vo Vojislav's rival - Count Vo Vo Yanxia. In order to win back the heart of Countess Vo Vo Vojislav, Count Vo Vo Yanxia carefully planned a conspiracy to bring Count Vo Vo Vojislav to his demise."
After hearing this plot, I want to end my life by disemboweling myself.
Am I going to compete with that Vo Vo Vojislav Yanxia for Jiang Yuntian?
And then that person will kill me for Jiang Yuntian?
Vo Vo Vojislav Yanxia really lives up to his name - blind.
In the blink of an eye, I have brought my whole family to the ballroom.
I am dressed in a black tailcoat, like a waiter in a hotel or a violinist at a concert.
And Jiang Yuntian, in a magnificent white tuxedo, with a golden wig.
At first glance, it looks okay, but not enough to be called peerless beauty.
Speechless at the sight.
Liang Xiaopang is wearing a short-sleeved shirt printed with sexy anime girls, paired with beach shorts and flip-flops, standing in the center of the stage with a bewildered expression, showcasing the otaku image in Western medieval style, looking very out of place.
I knew this game wasn't that simple.
With Liang Xiaopang like this, wouldn't others suspect our identities?
I have to come up with a reasonable reason to diffuse the situation.
Good name.
Fits the character image well.
Jiang Yuntian opened his feather fan, half covering his face, adjusted his hair accessory, looked into the distance, nodded to a noblewoman in the distance, obviously didn't want to get involved in Vo Vo Fatty's affairs, and conveniently passed the buck to me.
You really fit the role.
Are you actually portraying yourself truthfully?
No choice, I have to step forward as the head of the family.
Yes, there is a child. Vo Vo Fatty is my son. However, he is the son of my deceased ex-wife. Everyone also knows that my current wife is a malicious woman who neglects my son, knowing that Fatty has some mental issues but refusing to take care of him. Now that everyone sees Fatty dressed so vulgarly, it's all my fault.
I just make it up as I go.
Jiang Yuntian, who was next to me, choked on his drink and pinched his acupuncture point to wake himself up.
Liang Xiaopang: I have some mental issues? When did this happen? Why did you keep it from me before? I told you, I'm not stupid, I just have some mental issues.
As I finished speaking, I earned a wave of sympathy from the audience.
Everyone said they wanted to give me positive reviews.
"Our family is declining, and we have no money to take care of my son's illness. If you don't mind, why not donate a little? I will start a crowdfunding campaign on the spot, how about it?"
After hearing my words, Jiang Yuntian lifted his skirt, strode towards me, and grabbed my collar, saying, 'Can't you see the situation clearly before making wild statements? Is this the time to make money?"
That's right, the character I set for myself is a money-grubbing, unfortunate count.
At least my gender isn't in question.
And Jiang Yuntian, oh, this demeanor, even a true man isn't as manly as he is now.
Now everyone's gaze is on the so-called peerless countess.
Me: Start your performance. If you can't come up with a character this time, you'll be stuck here forever.
Who knows what other monsters and demons are waiting to appear here.
"Ahem," Jiang Yuntian put down his skirt, cleared his throat and said, "As everyone knows, the Renaissance liberated people's minds. Since our minds have been liberated, the image of women should not be fixed. For example, what I just did doesn’t look like something a noblewoman should do. But all of this is to pay tribute to the Renaissance. Let us cheer for the liberation of thought! Long live the Renaissance!"
Is this even allowed?
Relying on the fact that all the audience are NPCs, trying to fool them, right?
Jiang Yuntian's recent speech brought forward the appearance of the main characters.
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